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pirate_arrr_by_mirz123-d6mw3jo…And here we are.chomping along on black cranky keys, again,just over trying to buy a fuckin little surge protector from good old newegg.com—that splendid carrier by USPS, which dumps yer package on yer door step–CLONK!!!AND LEAVES–OR they just lose it on route.

(incidentally, everyone asks me”who is the artist, of the above “GOTH”?can i get anything made by them?THE ARTIST TOLD ME:”I can no longer do this art work.Zaphy_RAWR_by_ManiacalMuffin

“I was using “2draw.net” and “RYDIA.Taco.net” and these websites are screwed over by Oracle and Java; you would have to be an engineer to get on 2draw now.–and I am only an artist.Ditto for “rateyourdrawings” and other busy art sites,java-screwed-up art sites no one can now use to for art.NO,i do not have “shi-painter Pro” software!!  I wish i did!!! this quality of art work is no longer possible.I will never be able to paint a green ass like that again!”.)avatar_garlic_by_aidanasha-d36zz3j

It is not like Carolyn and I can go out,and buy good hardware in Eugene Oregon;we are in “HICK BASIN” and when you hear all the “new” country western music, it is to throw up. The only electronics is “BEST BUY” which is never your best buy..___I_am_an_Artist____by_fl00fy

As of 30 forest fires raging out of control,in Oregon,and ash falling from a yellow sky,you don’t want to go out,and breathe in the diseases that come from old-tree-smoke–you remember the diseases that the Rain Forest let lose on poor Gweneth Paltow,in the epidemic movie?–where horrrible diseases came out of da rain forest?_FireBreathing__by_DEVlANTtreeeatsfruitgraphics-fruit-998496

GUESS WHAT!!! OREGON FORESTS also hide a mecca of nasty diseases !!–that get right into the burning smoke, and get carried to yer nose and lungs.–all over Eugene Oregon,Lane County,and do not expect the city or county to do a damn thing  to warn you.-foongus_by_creepyjellyfish-d7a49n4

-they won’t even talk about it, till yer kids and seniors all get sick!(and even then,no Eugene Register Guard will tell you about the diseases you are inhaling.)2b7b9109a54215030bc9241085e1ef01-d7n4wil

“I am trying to get a space-helmet from NASA(IS THAT SPELLED RIGHT
? THE SPACE FOLKS?)you know,fly me to the moon!!”La la la la!!”.–so i can breathe in Oregon again!!!” Carolyn says,”Forget about breathing; no one is doing that here,it was suspended!”–COFF COFF-COFF-WHEEZE–“d55a32c0284c9c4cf1e932d646524eb3-d2xfgqgrolltoiletpapr

I know folks in Michigan,think Oregon is a great paradise-hippie land!!!–oh what a joke!!!I mean, CHOKE!!–OREGON used to be beautiful before MAN–and now never beautiful from Invading Californicators”.–leave yer dumb Prius somewhere else!!-fuckin organic greenies!!!-camping_by_i_is_smart-d4nvocn

-everyone no longer can get camp sites, Californers got them all!!. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT CAMPING—WE HAVE NO FORESTS OR STATE PARKS!!!   YEAH, you Callies missed all of Oregon, its one=gone-state-of=-Ore-y-gon!! signquestionani (1) gift_for_mirz123_by_krissi001-d4nht7x

OREGON IS OVER WITH.–OUR new name is Los Angeles..Same conditions completely.–and the SMOG IN WILLAMETTE VALLEY just got enriched by rampaging forest smoke!!–wosautos123.gifhorshedpimpcar10608.gifredhotrodauto_wos20.giftinycarauto12.giftinywhitecarwosautos140.gifblupimpsedan

stop breathing, you idiots, there is no air left here!!WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE MOVING HERE,SO THEY AND THEIR kids can breathe in diseased forest fire smoke??_arrrgh__by_dbestarchitect

bring your scuba-diving-oxygon tanks with you.–and lay in oxygon supplies–you’ll need them!!!(WHEEZE) WHAT A HOOT!!I want to sell these suckers the Brooklyn Bridge!  They already  Bought into the “OregonDream”.Yer realtor forgot to tell you, we do not breathe here,during the late summer and early Fall;

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my parents and sister always said I made an ASH OUT OF MYSELF in life.–they were right to consign me to smoke,ash,and diseases of the forest–fires–and now we try to go around in gas masks like the Japanese and China!!!–Eugene is gas-mask-city!!Carolyn and I can’t even go out for ice cream.–or anything else–but USPS is not going to deliver you GROCERIES. –they can’t even spell it.–much shop or deliver real food.._cake__by_leoleonardo_cooking__  _cookfire__by_poisontouch

I cannot go out,i am expecting a bad sinus infection–although all the drop-in clinics are stuffed with poisoned lungs.–and of course, in Oregon, there are NO ENT DOCTORS ANY MORE. THEY all left the state, or retired.S we recommend, you stop using a sinus,or other ENT equipment.There is no body-shop for them..Try living in a civilized state that actually uses money instead of medicaid,medicare and credit-debt. OREGON IS A MEDICAL-SOCIALIZED STATE. –which is why all the doctors hate it._happypills__by_synfull  _scared__by_MrM4tty

–because THAT IS WHERE all the doctors fled to—AWAY FROM OREGON!!!–MONEY-VILLE USA.COUGH COUGH SNEEZE–CHOKE–WHERE EVER there is still any air!!!–but not in Oregon any more._allmymoney__by_cmotes-d5l17kq  achfoo

(Sandraminadotty, coff coff not breathing in Eugene Oregon)gangnam (1)gangnam (1) dancetogether gangnam (1) dancermoonact21  gangnam (1) dancinwoozieorjnfqgangnam (1) _chairdance__by_Link3Kokiri gangnam (1)  _BeatingMyselfUp__by_MenInASuitcasegangnam (1)  confidentwalk gangnam (1)    romantic_dancing__d_by_katataetc-d37urhrgangnam (1)







I am finally home,eating dinner,like any respectable 70-yr,-old Eugene Oregon native.But my visit to a drop in clinic,has revealed victims of the horrible forest-fire SMOKE,covering the whole Willamette Valley.People can”t BREATHE!–and the cops have nothing to do with it.I was losing my sinus,bronchial places,to the smoke.–so was everyone else.

I was lucky,i usually get sinisitus, but its been the ALLERGIES along with smoke!I started taking prescription allergy meds, just so I could still live here.”My sister won’t let me live with her,in that pleasant,healthy,very rich area of Northern California named “RICH REAL ESTATE.But she liveS on the cusp of the bad crime area.just snuggled into “RICH,QUIET REAL ESTATE.  Even her WEATHER IS GOOD!”

“What’s her neighborhood, I forgot.” “Mostly retired teachers and principal who socked away doUgh,and also assorted rich people,ORGANIC,GREENIES, NON-GLUTEN,AND even RICH HIPPIES. A lady in her weight watchers class donated several thousand bucks to my sisters’ charity,and those rich people are nice.–and ACCESSIBLE. THEY LIKE DONATING MONEY!”

HEY, how do I disguise myself as my own personal charity? There must be “socially redeeming qualities” in me somewhere!” “You like to blog, discuss Eugene,& Oregon,” said Caroline “”You’re not a bad writer.You do art pretty well.” “You forgot my adorable angry temper,and flying into rages.” “I was trying to avoid mentioning that,” she replied.

The horrible brownish-black smoke in Eugene,from all the huge fire-raging-catastrophe, really pulled a bunch of bad PTSD  symptoms on me,and my mind was swept back to the grass-seed burning every summer, ALL SUMMER LONG, in the Willamette Valley.

My dad coughing with a bloody nose,was a well-established sight.Later,he got  Epstein-Bar symptoms,which kept him from moving very much,doing his gardening. Some of us suspected that the valley’s heavy SMOG had long term effects, and could even result in DISEASES we got clobbered with, later.Auto-immune symptoms were widely spread in the valley, even among my friends.,

But don’t try to change this town for,something HEALTHIER;  it’s impossible;I am POOR,I live in a smog-infested,over-crowed,traffic-jammed Eugene.–and i was predicted to eventually get chronic asthma here.–THANK YOU, SMOG!!!OREGON is not a very “healthy state.”You think TEXAS IS BAD?COFF-COFF–COFF–more forest fires today,you can’t even see the sun.100 degrees of SMOKE.

(Sandraminadotty, coff coff coff-wheeze-in Eugene Oregon)





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hi hello I don’t want to use the fucking dictation box, because Dragon NaturallySpeaking is telling me, they won’t let me type here. The hell with that! As usual, I have a problem that is online or with computer stuff. You know we seniors are pretty get sick and tired, of messing around with all this computer junk and software.Is there some God damn reason, that the Dragon NaturallySpeaking, will not type on word press anymore?_flowernod__by_helen_baq

There has to be a reason but usually it’s just because the software is crapping out on you. You think that all this computer stuff is exact, and perfect, the problem is, it’s being designed by very fucked up people..did you know that Bill Gates is autistic? _kitty_and_music__by_nerdxv

Absolutely there is film of him, rocking back and forth, in front of the federal government where he’s being tried for monopolies or something.(I don’t know if it’s available on the web, I privately saw it on a website for autistic people, and they had captured the film. And they said “Bill Gates rocks! “)tell me, do most people get weird and rock back and forth, like a four-year-old, in front of the federal government questioning you? I don’t think so._wakeupandjuuump__by_meninasuitcase

the only thing that he did NOT do in front of the federal government, was suck his thumb and cry for his teddy bear! And this is the person who is running Microsoft and Windows! And you wonder why everything is so fucked up around this?pixel-dorks

all I was trying to do, was go on at Etsy Studio , to buy some jewelry findings. I found them okay, but when it came to buy them, the website was Refusing my Visa card over and over. I checked with my bank, my card was perfectly fine and had plenty of money (at least enough to buy a few findings) so I keep going back at the studio, and I even phone them up. And they cannot fix it. And they blame me! And  they blame my Visa card and my bank.tarkie..

okay, recently you know that is now okay to blame the banks for everything, because they had a major part in all the huge financial disaster. And we had to pay, for all the banks disgusting fuck  ups! And you wonder why Trump got into office? You bet people are probably  as angry as Clint Eastwood in one of his movies._dontpushme__by_5P_emotes

all the election polls were incorrect, because a huge majority of the United States refused to tell who they were going to vote for. – Because all the liberal media and all the liberal audience, would’ve made a huge hue and cry.–so we now have the “silent majority” become the “silent minority” and they’re not going to tell you what they are going to do anymore.lionheart92d

and you can bet, if they ever have a revolution and unseat the federal government, they’re not going to tell you anything ahead of time. Not even about how they feel!as for Etsy studio, you have to be careful because people from all over the world will try to sell you stuff and let you think that you are buying in the United States. – –  And then you find out how much the delivery will cost._duckie__by_synfull

No I don’t want to buy jewelry findings from Canada!1b864e019ce3f59da3efad46d82dc6f0-d4r617a

..That does take Etsy off the table, as far as buying much cheaper jewelry findings. So there is a limit to how well you can buy stuff online. There is definitely a limit now!Etsy has gotten so big, and greedy, that there huge website doesn’t function anymore, and is rejecting business. It sounds just like Amazon.com. – They do this all the time, and they keep rejecting people from buying.53_week_calendar___frame_and_color_count_by_blissfullysarcastic-d4l52ab

yes, that does limit physically and mail wise, my buying power on the web anymore.you’re going to find out, you can’t order that special Hawaii and coffee, from almost the islands themselves. – – Because once their websites become huge and bloated, their software won’t work anymore, and you’ll have to go to the grocery store for coffee!_krissicheer__by_stuck_in_suburbia-d4v3kxy

So much for the wonderful freedom and limitless access of the web.

As usual, Carolyn is looking over my shoulder, and nodding while I type. It’s okay, I’m the one who likes to blog. And she says casually “I think you have enough flour to make those chocolate cupcakes, ever since your birthday, you’ve been avoiding to make. But I think you have all the stuff now! And they are very low-fat! Why the hell don’t we let go of all this junk online, and make some chocolate cupcakes?” I don’t want to answer her, because the truth is, I haven’t been very good at cooking lately I am really out of practice.but why not?  The oven is not great, but I have a separate oven thermometer and that works okay._caek__by_Link3Kokiri

…..Okay, that sounds fabulous, chocolate cupcakes, very moist, with cream cheese frosting! And we’re not really crushing our diets. We’re just not going to eat any regular food now, ha ha!who the hell needs ETSY studio?ITS SATURDAY OFF DIET DAY!!! ONE DAY a week,we loosen our belts,and get\ cocoa powder,and Pillsbury_Dough_Poke_V_2_by_NaturallyPerfectstuff,popcorn,coconut butter melted on it—its delicious better than real butter!!!

Let that be a lesson to big website businesses, when they get as big as a bloated fed, govt..,and do not listen to their buyers(voters ) anymore,People will stop buying your stuff,and go elsewhere–no votes,no buyers, is that any way to run the a Web or the Fed. Govt.?_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)_angry__by_CookiemagiK (1)

HEY, PRESIDENT TRUMP!! YEAH, THE FED IS TOO BLOATED,CORRUPT AND OUT OF CONTROL of the people!!!WHY DON’T YAH COME UP AND TWEET ME SOME TIME??LET’S TALK TURKEY(OR steak,,no matter to me)and help each other try to unmix the mess,the fed, is screwed up in. It’s much worse than Amazon.com,cause its responsible for the care and health treatment of millions of we seniors.–and that ain;t hay!!seniority_rulez_by_de_mote

(I am just watching the end of “Yankee Doodle Dandy”with Jimmy Cagney dancing all over the TMC screen.what a wonderful movie!!what a wonderful country!!It’s where we all live,we better start fixing it up,its all we got.Thank you, Trump, for reminding us of that.It’s a lot more important, too,than bloated up websites on the web.—buying stuff!!clicking and clicking!! We had a country before the Web,we could still have a nation after its gone some day.  cupcake_by_chaotic_whispers

I abandon Etsy,and it’s bad reviews,and hustle off to cupcakes as if they’re red white and blue–and will make up- for everything this country has lost–freedom of speech–freedom of “personal opinions”before “politically correct” took over.—the web,yes,will maybe be gone, some day, but we Americans are gonna stick around, –rampaging seniors and all.(Sandraminadotty  in Eugene OR “its popcorn day!!yay!”Shalom!!)popcorn cookinpot _Fishing__by_DEVlANT   0694658efa3c226e5a242fd353be506c-d52xqvpIAMADOGLOVERSTAMPGIFIF p0pc0rn_by_leoleonardohungry2  _cakerun__by_kath602-d45rn8n


“CELL FOR CASH”VALLEY RIVER CENTER,EUGENE OR,bilks me out of $175. very easily;and YELP REVIEWS are made by guys”getting discounted for good reviews”by the company. WHY YELP REVIEWS ARE NO LONGER ANY GOOD–THEY ARE JUST “A CUTE $$$$ BUSINESS.”–And why you should really not go by “posted reviews” any more,heh heh!!!–IN EUGENE OR”

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…”You been getting comments on yer blog,”said Carolyn,reading over my 730ea40da13ab19d21c95c18447bc01e.gifcoffeecupshoulder,again,”that your blog exaggerates all the bad stuff about Eugene Oregon.”

I handed her the phone, so my sister,who was on long distance phone to me,could answer that question.”No,” she voiced loudly to Carolyn,”It’s not an exaggeration that Eugene Oregon has some of the very most DISHONEST TRADESMEN( plumbers,bug-guys,repair,ect) in all of the USA.”firin___mah_lazor_by_soulnova

She continued,”My sister is a native, but she is UNDER-exaggerating the problem!!!  the dishonesty of tradesmen in Eugene is much WORSE than she says!!!I wouldn’t move back to Eugene,unless the rest of the nation was all atom-bombed!–and maybe not then!!”fancydanceplz.giftea

“My sister found “real handy-men”,in California, you think i should move back?”I asked.My sister promptly hung up the phone;she LIKED not living with poor relatives.OH, well,that’s California!!(to be continued soon).amazing_sign_by_mirz123-d5w6k0s

“So what are ye going to do?” asked Carolyn.”You should get a boyfriend, and get him to fix stuff!!–lots of women do that–they even marry them,just to get mokendaeverything in the house(and outside) fixed.,”I used to do that when i was young,”I answered, dourly,”It was easier to get a white,tall Christian guy,who was really good at fixing things.I had a male gay Jewish roomie,years ago,who was a great guy,but not at repairs–the half Japanese guy was talented at that.”ani07.gif wizard

“Are you doing “racial-stereo-typing”?asked Carolyn,looking at my cat throwing up on the floor.”By the way,why do you let yer cat eat grass all the time?It just makes them throw up.””–instead of a hair ball,”I answered,”She won’t let me brush or comb her,so i can’t stop the hairballs,so she just eats grass,and then i also give her that anti-hairball medicine,which she hates me for putting on her.”xookami-kittenx

Aside from my cat,I had to explain to Carolyn that i was not racially-stereotyping my ex friends and roomies;”They were just the way they were, nothing more or less,”I said.”But some where along the line,i gave up repair-man boyfriends, cause I couldn’t handle the relationships.” It was true; San Francisco was not the best place to look for straight, white, wage-earning boyfriends who were not really screwed up.I was screwed up,too, sure and that was an added incentive to go without boyfriends there.faint.gif fainting

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS?OH,YEAH, the plight of home repair in Eugene Oregon~~Go to Lowe’s hardware, or anything except Jerry’s,ask them how to fix stuff, and buy the stuff to repair it!!START learning to do it yerself!!In Eugene, it seems to be necessary;I could not pay Petersen plumbing any more, cause they would cost me $500. just for replacing a leaky toilet!!!~”What are you gonna do?”repeated Caroline,”Learn plumbing?”xookami-kittenx

My answer was amazing even to me;”Hey, I did lots of other things that are not supposed to be possible; I am a survivor,lots of my former friends are dead,or homeless,or locked up somewhere.If I need to learn elementary plumbing, then THAT is what I will do!!!”I will call up all the hardware stores,some of them have tutorials,or classes to learn home repair._PatLightBulb__by_DEVlANT

They realize that in Oregon,Lane County,you better learn to repair and fix stuff in your own house, cause if you hire any tradesmen in Eugene,Oregon, you are in trouble.–Either they will “fix it” so yer toilet runs riot every 6 months,or charge you $500. for a simple leak.The_Toilet_by_Davidgtza2

What do you think all those huge hardware stores are for?Just for the professionals?no way!! They are selling all those desperate homeowners tools,equipment, and materials so they can fix the fucking junk themselves!!We seniors don’t have much money since we were all FIRED in immense amts. and have not been able to get a job since the big lay-off.It was SENIORS and middle -agers who lost all their jobs–and often could never get another one!!.mailboxhappy

“Yeah,”mused Carolyn,”Seniors did’nt really retire,a lot of the time,they just got permanently laid off!!Your sisters’ partner was one of the few seniors I ever heard of,who got another job in business,after she was fired by that nasty big law firm–cause the company wanted a young cheap person who was less expensive,and would put up with abuse on the job.–And that’s what they hired.-gangnam (1)

“-but it did turn out,yer sister said, the law firm got what they paid for--the new person could not do the job! .HAH HAH–DON’T YOU just LOVE CORPORATIONS?DON’T you wish the guys from Fight Club would organize, and really blow them all up?–like in the movie?–I love that movie!!” crashcpu

“Me too,”I replied, “It was truly so well written, as a satire of the modern work world–and how all the MEN were so fed up with it!!!I really relate to that movie,and the men in it who are frustrated with the asshole modern world.But now I must leave that hallowed ground of workmen frustrated, and learn how to fix a lotta stuff myself,so i don’t get broke and swindled in this city any more. I am NOT KIDDING. WHAT ELSE should I do with an 140 IQ? be a damn scholar? Crap,I need to fix stuff in the REAL WORLD!!”Cyberpunk_by_Droneguard

“wELL,” REPLIED cAROLYN,”i gotta say, yer new armor-plated mail box looks like a big tank without the wheels.I notice a few of yer neighbors got similar ones.Nice!!I like it!!You are learning a little!!” “Wish me luck,”I say, starting to turn up hardware stores, online, and phone no.s. Altho my SISTER was always the one who was good at every craft under the sun.I am the non-fix-it-sister till now.I will just try this out of need.” We both decided I would do it.toiletman1092

Damn the torpedoes!!!(I love submarine movies,cause you would never get ME into one of those submerged tin-cans!!Men truly do stuff not all we women want to do, also.At least not this chicken!!!)Hah hah!!!  🙂     🙂tards_on_a_bus_by_colorcatcher-d2zitma

(Sandraminadottie, in Eugene,I sewed a dress from scratch,but now I gotta do the same for house-hardware!!!)yay___flying_is_a_big_fun__by_tantetabata-d5ryoy1…..  






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.I had just gotten back from the funny-humorous farm–some where off in a rural area of Oregon,or Portland;I realized my iphone5, used, was not functioning with my Xfinity triple-play cell  phone, net,and cable tv package.like the idiot i was,i .had optimistically signed for a contract on it.I was liable to go broke, trying to get wifi-cell phone service from Comcast!!!–_silentcry____emote_6_of_30_by_blissfullysarcastic-d4ggja6.gifsilentcry


—cause THE DAMN iphone5, would not work.–used phones do not work.,it made you realize, you had to buy the cell phone WITH THE SERVICE, iphone5,and often the used iphones could not be made to work.–and i have no phone,and Comcast customer service is ignoring all my emails!!–ignoring me on their facebook page!!!drugs

I was screwed by the used-cell-phone–from “Cell for Cash,”Valley River Center.-Eugene Oregon.The iphone5 had to be completely restored,and “Cells for Cash”never did it.–I bought a lemon, that Apple co. itself would have to “restore.”–however much $$$$$  it would cost.6d33536dc0ca47e246dbf51ee0bca783-d4l5qrl

Yeah, , cause no one prepares you for this amt. of techie-crooks.AND, the Tripe-play package from Comcast,cuts off yer phone,screws up yer contact to comcast online,and no one from Comcast Xfinity will listen to you!!!_arrrgh__by_dbestarchitect

This 70-yr. old stupid dumb senior probably bought a pig in a poke!!!Once again, yer toilet leaks,and Petersen plumbing fixes it,but costs almost a $1,000.–Cohen plumbing also costs a trillion!!–what_to_do__by_icexdragon-d4toxog

I am broke,,”Petersen plumbing” cost millions!!–Cohen plumbing is unreliable,and costs $$$$$/ Hegerty plumbing is a crook,and rigs yer plumbing to go bad regularly.”The Bug Man” falsifies termites in yer house,and charges you $1,000.-these are all true stories.making_emotes_by_mr_jaunty

-yes, all the tradesmen here costs a million bucks,and squeeze it all out of you.you have to do your own plumbing.–otherwise, it costs millions.(ARE YOU OUTSIDERS ,who moved to Eugene,OR,listening to this,or already found it out? poor babies.)_favbomb__by_cmotes-d5inzwy

Eugene Oregon has so many crooked and/or expensive, tradesmen,bad  plumbers, Comcast huge monopoly that fucks up yer service; don’t get a bathroom leak,it will cost you millions here.Do it yourself with calking or sealant.I will look up somewhere,”How to repair yer house,bathroom,plumbing,yourself handbook.”–if there is one._mindblown__by_perrytheplatypus12-d4hc5xu

And–my sister has been very sick,and won’t answer her phone.She has to do “family business”with me;is she DEAD?THAT would screw me up for years!!!I could not “do family business”to pay for ANY HOUSE REPAIRS. I WOULD GO BROKE,and live without plumbing,roof, so she is VERY NECESSARY!!!-_foosl__falloffofstemlaughing_by_helen_baq

-AND EVERY broken-stuff in this house, would never get repaired again.–“the family business”is entrusted to my sister,and her death would screw up the will for years. –and i will be broke, on soc. sec. I won’t have a house to live in”,I explain to Carolyn..”Is yer money situation with repairs,that bad?”asked Carolyn.”It is worse,” I am sobbing,”the old house is falling apart!!!  i better get used to living with leaks everywhere–and no roof!!–and no sister!!!boo hoo!!My sister might be dead!!!”waaaah!!!_poof__by_darkmoon3636

And,also,in the end,the Mormon church never helped me cut blackberries,as i asked,on charity;they never called or emailed.The Lake St. Park and Recreation dept.,Lane County, OR,  never got me that “volunteer high school kids” who were supposed to cut bushes,weeds,ect. for me.Did the Latter Day Saints of the Mormon church, Eugene, OR,  leave the USA, and stop talking tp anyone in Eugene OR, who asked for help??  xmassanta _z_chase__by_leoleonardo _evilsanta__by_leoleonardoskullbones2  

DOESN’T ANY ONE HELP STUPID OLD DISABLED LADIES,WHO LIVE ALONE,AND CAN’T CUT BUSHES OR GRASS?(in Eugene OR?) I guess not.  I got a Mormon church in the next block, a Baptist church across the road,and a Protestant church one door down. WHY the Mormons stopped talking to us (really!!!)–I have no idea.Every group is polarized, only protects it’s members, and ignores any other outside request. arwenpandora

— all this wonderful communication, so that all the requests for help, go completely ignored.Just as long as you youngsters can talk to your mobile-phones,and yer mobile-computers, so you can ignore the real world around you, falling apart.  i hope you get stuck with it all.–I am looking forward to getting turned into ashes–and never coming back here again. roblnhood roblnhood roblnhood roblnhood roblnhoodroblnhoodroblnhoodroblnhoodroblnhood

(Sandraminadotty, in Eugene, Oregon, and this is a true story–unfortunately.I knew getting old would be a bitch–I just wanted it to end and not be here.)abandon_all_hope_sign_by_sanguineepitaph-d36w8mi


“HELLO TO THIS OLD HOUSE!” – – The very old song, “this old House” is repeated again in Eugene Oregon – – because our OLD HOUSE is falling apart! And I’m losing my mind!.AGGHH!!!”





it’s happened again,my old toilet, which is NOT very old,, but the bathroom itself is an ancient antique, is falling apart again. I try not to go into PTSD symptoms, but I’m having them. I have this old house to take care of, and pay for,and it’s become impossible job just like every other seniors old house.—you try to keep an old house updated and fixed and it fights you with every ounce of it’s old wood and rotting roof  (which I am also going to be paying about $7000 for a new one in September,)

–and I don’t think I can fix this God damn house and live here, while I’m paying everything I own to keep it from falling apart!I start screaming and I can’t stop, and I don’t care who is around, trying to put a straitjacket on me, and trying to stuff tranquilizers into me, for the 40th time since I’ve been responsible for “this old House.” Remember the song? Of course you don’t it’s very old

This Ole House Lyrics

Artist: Rosemary Clooney (Buy Rosemary Clooney CDs)

This ole house once knew his children
This ole house once knew his wife
This ole house was home and comfort
As they fought the storms of life
This old house once rang with laughter
This old house heard many shouts
Now he trembles in the darkness
When the lightnin’ walks about

Ain’t a-gonna need this house no longer
Ain’t a-gonna need this house no more
Ain’t got time to fix the shingles
Ain’t got time to fix the floor
Ain’t got time to oil the hinges
Nor to mend the windowpane
Ain’t a-gonna need this house no longer
He’s a-gettin’ ready to meet the saints

This ole house is a-gettin’ shaky
This ole house is a-gettin’ old
This ole house lets in the rain
This ole house lets in the cold
On his knees he’s gettin’ chilly
But he feel no fear nor pain
‘Cause he see an angel peekin’
Through a broken windowpane

This ole house is afraid of thunder
This ole house is afraid of storms
This ole house just groans and trembles
When the night wind flings its arms
This ole house is gettin’ feeble
This old house is needin’ paint
Just like him it’s tuckered out
But he’s a-gettin’ ready to meet the saints

This ole house dog lies a-sleepin’
He don’t know I’m gonna leave
Else he’d wake up by the fireplace
And he’d sit there and howl and grieve
But my huntin’ days are over
Ain’t gonna hunt the coon no more
Gabriel done brought in my chariot
When the wind blew down the door

“wow,” said Carolyn, trying to hold me down while the psychiatric nurse could get her hypodermic into my arm. “You remember that old song?” “No,” I replied, trying to speak through clenched teeth; “before you called the paddy wagon, and took me from home, so I couldn’t/ cut my throat for the plumbers Bill, I got on the Internet and looked up the words for “this old House” because I remember it from a long long time ago.” I did NOT remind her that I had just turned 70, and I was also upset about that.

every time something broke down in “this old House”, it reminded me of that song, whether or not I had any raccoons around, and whether or not I went out hunting late at night.. That was another thing that I didn’t do, get into a shooting class. This summer it was too hot for the workmen to even go outside, and do their work, they’ve been getting sent home to stay out of the  hundred degree, and hundred and 9° heat we’ve been having.

while we were in the hysterical vehicle, going to some kind of hospital clinic or storage unit for the mentally upset,, I reminded her of my new  (although it is used) iPhone five, that I was still trying to get to work also. It Saying “there is no   SIM card.” but online somebody said, it’s not uncommon for the iPhone five to say, “there is no SIM Card.” and I had to figure out WHY this stupid iPhone five was saying that.

Fortunately, I still had a month or a little less, to go back to the seller, at Valley River Center, where they sold and repaired old cell phones, to see what was going on. I didn’t want to give it up and stop trying to get it to work.I sure hoped I got out of the hospital ward before my  warrantee time  was up.

while I was on the ward, and they had taken off the straitjacket, and filled me full of a lot of very tranquilizing nice happy drugs, I noticed they had a piano there. and I had a copy of the lyrics to  “this old House” in one of my pockets.. I asked politely if there was anyone on the ward who could play the piano by ear? Even a Dr.?they found an orderly, very much in order. That is, he could play the piano very well by ear..

“So you actually remember the melody to the whole song?”  He asked, tinkling the keys, warming up. “Yes, it’s very surprising, I absolutely  remember all the tune and the melody.” I said, trying to find a glass of gin “I’m a little rusty in the throat in the sinus has completely disintegrated into mush.. But all try it.”


this old house it drives me crazy,,

from the cradle to the grave!

it’s my only place to live in;;

because money I don’t have!

but my moving days are over, I don’t even have the cash,

and I will not cut the blackberries,

I’m getting ready, to strangle myself,

– with theeeee— win-dowww—sssssash!”

everybody clapped wildly, because the new lines were pretty funny and very apropos;; so much so, that the doctor wrote a prescription to give me an extra shot of Thorazine.

He didn’t like my singing very much.

(Sandraminadotty, finally out of the funniest farm, where all the best people in Eugene go, regularly—and we people who don’t got money!!!)…..