“SATIRE IS OUR MIDDLE NAME!”
(SKETCH OF LARGE CHEAP TREE-HOUSES NEVER WERE MADE)
My friend Caroline has had to go into debt. again–to fix up her old duplex,which required all maintenance and re-=fixing everything; she has a $60, 000. loan,a new mortgage.She WAS RENTING, but the rent in Eugene and Springfield too, is so expensive it was slightly cheaper to fix up the old duplex,and have them all move in there. Caroline’s credit is only good cause her ex-husband, who dumped her, is a contractor, and backs her very personally bad credit.
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE has to be solid enough, to get someone credit backing.that is her Ex.She has lousy wages herself.She’s the typical dumped divorced woman, who has much less money to live on.
She is slightly better off with a mortgage; but, it’s the same damn thing.EXPENSIVE HOUSING OF THE USA. –And it is the high cost of living, if you want to avoid being on the streets. homeless, you have to; (1.) have a good enough job(it pays her lousy) and good enough CREDIT (CREDIT is that stuff that has replaced all money,all gold,all silver,and all banks’ actual real 3-dimentional VERY EXPENSIVE AND VALUABLE METAL.–OR GOLD,OR DIAMONDS, OR ANYTHING.)
(EXPLAINING CREDIT: IT IS DEBT. that is the money of the poor, who require massive credit to live,instead of real money.People in the USA do not use money anymore—they have to have CREDIT.–its the only way they get enough money to live—but they owe everything they have, as a DEBT. THAT IS CREDIT. credit used to mean”i have money I can pay you, and I am not flat broke–I can always get you the real money.”–and gives the person he owes, a I.O.U.—which eventually will be called in. Meaning, the debt. holder will not wait forever for you to pay them.–you have to eventually give them enough valuable SOMETHING to pay off your debt.
HOW THE FED. GOVT. HANDLES THE NATIONAL DEBT: (FUN!)
(The fed. govt. handles the national debt. this way; we owe trillions of dollars, and now more trillions directly to China, mainland China, their govt. They know we can never pay them off in money, gold, silver. precious metals or jewels.
(So, we have sold them our AMERICAN LAND. They are free to come here, buy up all our acres, real estate,.and even come over here. to live in large communities of their own.(Yes, they are doing that now.All research on this subject comes from real brokers, real Real Estate News Online, and all technically available infor. on the web,in news, real estate news, and very available information,.If I can get it, so can you. I cannot get “secrets of the govt.” I learned these things with FACTS AND RESEARCH. DON’T BELIEVE IT. if you don’t want to.)__________________
(–Thus, we get credit on out debt., and China owns the USA. literally.-legally.(want to see the contracts? someone has them, in the fed. govt.–I swear on the Bible.)–lock stock and barrel(which is why firearms have replaced teddy bears and dolls for Xmas.)
(BUT–any time a person or nation, only lives on credit, and not actual gold, ext. in a vault somewhere,. (there is no gold in Fort Knox; ask a broker, I did.)–he is living in very overly-expensive,and high-cost situation.If a country has high national debt. the cost of everything in that nation is expensive; that means the “cost of living” for EVERYONE, is very very HIGH.–FOOD, RENT, HOMES, CARS,DOCTORS,CLOTHING,SERVICES, EVERYTHING IS HIGH COST. –ALL APPLIANCES, ELECTRICITY, FUEL, ECT. ECT. –not the luxuries, the NECESSITIES OF LIFE.
(AND when a fed. govt. is HUGE, MASSIVE, doing everything for everyone in the nation, it takes billions just to keep the fed. govt. from going BUST—CRASHING. THUS, you all, all you people working, are supporting a huge mass of debt. in your fed. govt.(notice your taxes of income have gone up 3 or 4 times as much>?OBAMACARE increased the national debt. by several trillion dollars.)
(China has quietly been collecting on that debt. Many of them have MOVED OVER HERE, IN LARGE COMMUNITIES–and many thousands of acres of land (see: Real Estate News Online) are bought up by the very rich Chinese cauz they need their money in SOLID INVESTMENT. LAND is the back up of all solid investment; you need LAND for everyone to live on.–the more people there are, the more the price of land goes up.
(Also, they are being sold CHEAP LUMBER from Oregon, “below cost”,because of a “little arrangement with our fed.govt.”All our nice limber is cheaply sold to China.)Lumber is only expensive to Americans. WE do not have a “little arrangement with the fed. govt,”The fed. govt,. says,”We own Oregon, we can sell it.”and they do.)
Back to our personal problem; how the cheaply paid worker of the USA, can afford housing, when it is so expensive from “high cost of living.” DEBT. –WE ALL HAVE BIG DEBT. or, we don’t have much money,except for the very rich at the top. we do not get away without having debt. either. Caroline is badly paid,( she has to keep working, as a senior,many seniors have to work, not retire, if they can get a job.)So, naturally, she has a mortgage to pay every month, and taxes too.–and income taxes.She has to pay–gasp–about 300 or 400 dollars a month for her state medical insurance. (I still cannot figure out, how she has a weight problem; but she has to eat cheap fast food a lot.– $$$, remember?)
CAROLINE AND I DEBATE WHERE TO SEND ALL THESE HOMELESS:
The local newspaper says that Lane county and Eugene govt. loves the homeless so much( and not trees) they are making them tiny homes to live in,.:”Wow,. can I get that deal?” says Caroline, gasping.”NO,
I reply, “You work for a living, you have to pay for everything; no freebees. ” “Yeah,” she replies, salivating over the idea of free housing.
“Where are they putting the tiny homes?” “In someone’s back yard, of course,without asking or telling them; this is Lane county, remember!!”(snicker)
So Caroline and I plan to send millions of our homeless,and get them off our country, and onto someone else’s. WHY NOT? GERMANY welcomed thousands of “un-scanned”immigrants,and they honestly don’t mind the upwards crime.Some of the Neo-Nazi groups have an idea about that–and about their prime minister.(But we don’t publish bloody crime photos on this blog.)
Europe is so compassionate and kind!! Send them there! GERMANY-MARCH-ONE-TWO-THREE–Camp out in French cafes,and sip great coffee.–get into labor unions–join huge demonstrations right in Paris( get a beret, plez!–and, in Paris, don’t wash yer hair.) Find a lover, and kiss under the Eiffel Tower! Get thrown out of chic restaurants!–try to camp out in the Tulleries?.(spelling!) OK, they are still homeless, but now they are CHIC HOMELESS.–it rates better for FRENCH VOGUE MAGAZINE,” CEE-VOU -PLAY?”(I speak no French, obviously.)“BUT,” asks Caroline, licking a day-old french fry,”What about RUSSIA? People are leaving there, all the time! why not put them there?”
We need to do research if there is real LAND UNDER ALL THE FROZEN SNOW AND ICE.–people already live on it, right?______
(is any of the HOUSING IN RUSSIA CHEAPER?? can we send our homeless THERE? I am volunteering for a new group,an organization, “GET THE HOMELESS OUT OF THE USA, AND INTO OUTER SPACE!!” –or just Finland.–Or Russia–where-ever.
Why are there TOO MANY PEOPLE NOW, ON PLANET EARTH?It is called “too much testosterone.”Instead of properly using it for WAR ,RAPE. PILLAGING, MURDER,HEAVY LABOR, and playing the Stock Market ,it gets focused on “SEX WITH NO CONDOMS.”BAD IDEA.–“GOOD IDEA? GET yerself and yer mate sterilized.no more kids!“HOWEVER, most nations and people WANT MORE KIDS-It is a very bad addiction,and we need International “Breeders Anonymous.“–as a requirement for welfare and food stamps–and for homeless.
(WHAT AN IDEA WHO’S TIME HAS COME!-CONTRACEPTION!“)
(Basically,we advise, “stick it in the world’s water supply.–PLEASE!”WHY NOT? WHO’S gonna notice?—less screaming hungry kids?-No ads on tv, late at night.of cute starving kids, who want yer dough.-NO KIDS, PERIOD.–NO DIAPERS, NO BABY FOOD, MORE SLEEP AND MORE MONEY. WOW!”
–Cause the current situation is–“over-population of the world”= -solution is (1.) Soylent Green, the film. (2.) read old sci-fi novels, and create monster-slaveS out of homeless–or just ORCS. (3,) send them to Russia, to join the slaves Russia already has(seen it on documentary, tv, no kidding–)they filmed slaves owned by Russian govt,, working. this was NOT ON FOX NEWS–they were filming tjhe new Olympics in south America, building the set ups for it. the “normal media” of usa filmed this.
(4.) do you have a spare archaepeligo, Russia, or are you using them all? — we know Russia puts their “prize citizens” there, as a reward.
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I have read contemporary Russian writers, they detailed it.
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–kind of like the Russian version of our “summer camps for kids.”” snicker. –but if there are fat kids in the camp, everyone does not tease them–they try to find out how the fat kid gets all the FOOD.
RIGHT NOW, I read a lot of Russians are planning big medical project, to REVIVE LENIN. –make him a cvborg.–or even Kruschev– anyone to replace PUTIN THE IDIOT–who puts billionaire oil owners, business and oil drillers– in prison to get on their GOOD SIDE. (I read that also. we got real news!! not just Fox news).
Amazing; all these years, we’ve been treating oil billionaires the wrong way!!! –we let them own the US, and run for president–the whole family. Putin is no dummy (hah hah) he’s planning to run Russia only on COAL. –and mass amts. of workers digging coal out, and replacing all energy with COAL–NOT OIL– HE SAYS, All that coal smog is good for yer complexion.
I forgot, it was also RUSSIA WHO INVENTED OIL DRILLING, AND RUNNING EVERYTHING ON OIL– true!!! –not American capitalist pigs!! –we should blame all this shoddy Microsoft on THEM. –AND all the decendants of all the dead dinosaurs (which made oil) can sue Russia for “abuse of remains of sentient beings’ families.” of course it’s a class-action suit.
But Caroline and I are both exhausted from the “necessity of credit”(i.e. “being in debt.”) If you know a family,male,member of that oil-family, the BUSHES? Even if he’s gay?--I wanta marry him! Just look at it,as ” The one percent adopts the Broke-percent” ! Sigh! 😦 )
(Sandraminadotty, eating cheap popcorn and stolen toilet paper, for dinner.–it’s a salad night.)