“WHY ALLUC.COM IS (NOT) FUCKED—AND YOU ARE TOO–REVIEWS OF FREE MOVIE SITES,FOR SENIORS–ONLINE IN EUGENE OREGON USA”

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“SATIRE IS OUR MIDDLE NAME!!”

 

OK, MY DRAGON DOES NOT WORK ANY MORE;AND I AM NOT BUYING NEW CRAP.I will upgrade this old hulk,instead of buying a new ‘puter. Everyone tells me my ‘puter is too old—and so is my computer.(wink)magicalkiss (1)

OK, to make it simple, ALLUC.COM is now (NOT) a big fake;you join,(if you can actually do that,we failed here)and it promises new or old movies,and all you get is ADS ADS ADS, AND FISHNETS that throw you off online,it looks really good;but all the “sponsors”are tricking you,none of them have the movies or for free._airquotes__by_brokenboulevard(BUT SEE BELOW, we finally found moo-veees!!!!yahoo!!!)tabby_is_happy_about__fav_by_tantetabata-d74n1kh

there are no free movies on alluc, (YES, BUT YOU GOTTA DIG FOR THEM.)nothing but lies and ads,ads,and horrible malware.it PROMISES, and that’s all you get.PROMISES. WE tried it over and over(YES, THEY EVEN HAD, FINALLY, “LA L;A LAND.”),but all their sponsors just fuck you over–a big waste of time.Alluc.com is owned by sponsors,not movie buffs,and you wind up with a lot of computer pain,and no movies–unless you are in India.–and maybe they even fuck over the Indians–don__t_be_cocky_by_poisonedcandyapplex3-d59hjyi

–but no, you just cannot win on alluc.com.(YES, YOU CAN GET MOVIES THERE, you just gotta try hard.)it PROMISES AND PROMISES, and its sponsors fuck you over.(the sponsors can be pretty bad.)forget it;we had to.(watch out for nasty Microsoft popups, capturing yer ‘puter, so you have to turn the whole ‘puter off.)

(Sandraminadotty, in Oregon).When_Sputnik_Attacks_by_Phoenix_Pyre

 

WHOOOAH!!!! THEY DO HAVE MOVIES!!! crowd I WAS WRONG about some alluc programs; the movies are allusive, but they ARE THERE. go ahead, you might get some favorites,and some 1973 movies are too rare even for alluc.I tried to get “Slither”,1973week_2___scary_movie_by_blissfullysarcastic-d4lo8b0,cause it was so funny, but no free website has it–you can get NEW MOVIES AND TV.–MOSTLY, GO TO THE “trending” page,and look.try their archives;;reddit seems to have some older films

–I would say,Veehd.com has some old movies,but that site is mostly British,with hackers and terrorists; I got all my info. hacked on Veehd.com, –and I was the one who got banned–for complaining!!!commission_asheshorror_caek_by_happy_gurl-d59vp2l

THANK GOD THEY BANNED ME!!!.ANYWAY, the site is owned by some guy in Hong Kong,but the managers(??) are in Mission Bay, Northern California—HEY, FBI, CATCH THESE HACKERS!!!.(Never going to happen, they are too busy doing other “important things” like going against the current Prez. of the US–and trying to _fail_o_copter__by_joyjoyfultherabbitjustify their existance after 9/11 and especially the Boston Marathon murders.)

“HEY, MULDER, WHAT WERE YOU DOING???WATCHING UFO’S instead of working??!!”WHAT IS THAT PROTECTION we pay so much for??HUH??Spaceship_by_hsn2555

Hey. Pres. Trump, copy Reagan and give us all a TAX BREAK!!!angrymobplz

ALL OF US, not just the guys on Wall St.!!!–OTHERWISE, besides watching moo-vees on alluc.  we notice the American natives are restless, cause they all WANT THEIR DAMN JOBS BACK from OVER-SEAS.–so they can go back home from work, feel useful again, kiss the wife)husband) and feel that their govt. and president–political party–is watching out for them,.–OTHERWISE–tea_party_by_mirz123

It happens in other nations, and in South America; they revolt and even stop paying their taxes.—and sometimes they become “Banana Republics ” and I do mean the nations.super_smash_emotes_by_ville10-d38ms5r

PRESIDENT TRUMP, don’t say it can’t happen here—moo-vees are great, but jobs, work, and an income are better by far!!–We voted for you, unapoligeticaly, so we are not backing down. You ever see the movie”Whitehouse Down!”?Me neither, but talking about our daily reality, we seniors and other agers, have to deal with now, probably cannot be solved by “Batman and Superman-get friendly!”–more like, “screw globalization, go back to a bigger, far apart world again.travel_the_world_by_MenInASuitcase

It was good enough for our ancestors.(A senior idea)seniority_rulez_by_de_mote

(If you wanta  go into the moo-vee biz, Prez, Trump, after you retire from being a very young 70, I will buy a ticket!!)!But, yes, there are FREE MOO-VEES ONLINE, AND WE WISH YOU ALL WELL THIS SUMMER!!!!  don’t get sunburned, like we kids did, picking rows of strawberrys. –and green beans._piratehotairballoon__by_KimRaiFan

(Sandramina, trying to sew,getting more positive about life.)

 

 

 

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Author: whattodowhiletheplanetdiesblog

I am an old lady on Social Security, and I live in Eugene Oregon, the Mecca of the West. I will be transferring all my files over from "blogger blog" of the same name. My original blog here was shut down,, and I could not get in it, because word press decided to put a new plug-in, on, and I could no longer get into my own blog..I asked for all their help, and they refused to help me.. But then they're nothing but machines anyway, what can you expect from them. A lot more than they give you.don't you really wish that word press actually had human beings in charge, instead of machines? so do I. Not going to happen.

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