“JOKE-TIME!!!(humor)plus:WHY I TURNED MY COMPUTER OFF,AND WILL NOT TURN IT ON,FOR ANY REASON (this must not be a reason?): FROM A SENIOR,TO SENIORS WHO HAVE COMPUTERS!–IN EUGENE OREGON”–

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“satire is our middle name!!”

first, some jokes!:(number one joke in the nation)

“who lost in the recent election for president?”answer: ” the voters, they didn’t gain anything by voting,, – – and no matter how many times they vote,or for whom, they will never win.”

“what do you call someone who wants to get paid, but doesn’t want to do the job?– – answer,” a civil servant.”

“who is the federal government working for? – – Answer: the federal government.”

“who is the IRS working for? Answer: “the IRS.”

“what do you call someone who hates cleaning, but that’s their job, and they’ve decided to collect their paycheck and not show up for work?” answer: “any civil servant in  “Lane County senior and disabled department..”

“what do you call a doctor, who hates patients, but wants to collect his paycheck anyhow?” Answer:  “A worker for socialized medicine.”“why do they call it “socialized medicine”?” Answer: ” it supports the society but not the patients.”

“What DO YOU CALL A JOKE,  THAT’S NOT FUNNY?ANSWER: “POLITICAL CORRECTNESS”

“who voted for Trump in the recent election for president?” answer: “all the doctors in the United States– – and they won!.

“why are all the doctors leaving Oregon, for other states?”ANSWER!!!”Oregon is very green, but NOT iN greenbacks!!”

“why do they call the Democratic Party “liberals”? Answer: “they are very liberal with other people’s money!”

“what is the official designation for a taxpayer in the United States? “Answer:”Sucker!”

“how can you always get a hold of a policeman when you need one?” answer:  “call up Dunkin’ Donuts.”

“iF YOU PAY TO GO CAMPING, PAY TO GO TO A STAte park, pay for a boating license, pay to go to the beach, pay to fish. and pay when you breathe. WHAT do you surmise about Oregon?”—answer:”we have a sales tax  on nature.”

“Why is Sandramina  quitting computers?” Answer: “OUCH!”

–“What happens when  your computer has spyware from China?” Answer,:“you have a CHINK in your armor.”

(“what is the real reason that Sandramina is quitting  computers?” Answer: “Java!and ORACLE!AND fIREFOX, and CHROME, and MICROSOFT! And GOOGLE!”)

 

 

 

 

 

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Author: whattodowhiletheplanetdiesblog

I am an old lady on Social Security, and I live in Eugene Oregon, the Mecca of the West. I will be transferring all my files over from "blogger blog" of the same name. My original blog here was shut down,, and I could not get in it, because word press decided to put a new plug-in, on, and I could no longer get into my own blog..I asked for all their help, and they refused to help me.. But then they're nothing but machines anyway, what can you expect from them. A lot more than they give you.don't you really wish that word press actually had human beings in charge, instead of machines? so do I. Not going to happen.

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