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“SATIRE IS OUR MIDDLE NAME!”
I found out,since I got old, that I don’t clean house as well as I once did.I was slowing down,everything was creaking, so I did what other seniors get forced to do cause they get so slow; i got help to come in and clean.(Thank you Senior & Disabled of Lane County.)
I knew other seniors did this.It was supposed to help you.Well, at first it did help.But it had its drawbacks.If I wanted to keep canola oil in my kitchen to bake with, it wasn’t possible because the “helper” either hid it or threw it away.–And had never seen it, oh no. Did not know what happened to it.–and it was gone.Boy, was I pissed!!
So I call the little bitch up, cause I can’t bake without it, and she hangs up on me!I had to wade thru the thieves, the lazy thief;(there were many of them.)but I finally got one who didn’t steal and could do the work.Unfortunately then, she would blithely work in the kitchen,and I could not get ingredients any more.–or keep them.All my silverware started to disappear!! I suspected she was getting so careless she just dumped it with the garbage.I caught her twice trying to throw good stuff away!
This was getting so, IT WAS HER KITCHEN AND NOT MINE ANY MORE! The problem was she was the best I could get.At least she was honest and didn’t steal—all the rest of them did..I got control of all the silver ware, but I waS Super-pissed off; I was GOING TO TAKE BACK CONTROL OF MY KITCHEN IF i HAD TO DUMP HER OUTTA MY DOMAIN!SHE DIDN’T COOK OR BAKE–SHE DIDN’T CARE.-
-SHE FORGOT THE GARBAGE, SHE NEVER PAID ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAID.WELL. THERE’S ONLY ONE CURE FOR TWO BITCHES FIGHTING IN THE SAME KITCHEN.—-KICK OUT THE CONTROL FREAK CLEANER WHO THROWS OUT THE CANOLA OIL, AND BAR HER FROM MY KITCHEN!—WHO SAYS,”ITS JUST OIL” CAUSE SHE DOESN’T BAKE.ANDI AM STUCK WITH CORN OIL.
BUT rather than firing her i decide to keep her outta my kitchen.my kitchen is my private place.–so I fire up the oven to test it,and whip out the flour.And I just let everything hang out, so sloppy so it will make the anal-retentive get frustrated, and then tell her,”ITS MY KITCHEN,GET OUT,:ALL YOU DO IS FUCK IT UP–DON’T TAKE GARBAGE OUT WHEN YOU SHOULD AND THROW OUT ALL MY SILVERWARE!–NO, YOU CANNOT CLEAN THE FFFING KITCHEN ANY MORE! STAY OUT, bITCH,” THAT’S MY LIMIT TO PATIENCE,
SO I am barricade in the kitchen with my baking powder dry, and facing a type of sucker I finally know how to deal with.She does not EVER GET IN MY KITCHEN AGAIN!.I laid out all my cooking stuff,got some good recipes, and she would have to STAY OUT FROM NOW ON, go mop the floors.you don’t want to?go home and drink beer i don’t need you to control my kitchen like some 2-bit little asshole–i’ll do all this stuff my self!
So much for “helpers” in Eugene Oregon, seniors rule!I may not do as good a job as the anal-retentive control freak, but its finally my kitchen again!
(Sandraminadotty, knashing teeth in Eugene Oregon)…..
(THE MONSTER OF WI-FI TAKEN OFF “NET RELIGION”SITE)
.The lady on Comcast repair sent me to the super-annuated net repair fixer, on the phone,and they’d have to send a teachnition (now i’m having spelling–upset) because I was having wifi-hot spots–no signal(so they’re sending repair) and my hot-spots here tell me,”you can’t get wifi in your neighborhood.”
First, no Direct TV cause of too tall TREES,now no Wi-Fi,cause of Hot-Spots.Its not only true you can’t have it all,most of us can’t have more than a crumb.
Talk about hot-spots I’ve been on them most of my life.
Yeah,I can’t get WIFI-here, I’ll give my phone back to Assurance co, and the state of Oregon;Carolyn was upset,cause she wanted to “cell-phone-chat” when we were out far away, to see how it was going.With my headaches lately, it was STRESS-CENTRAL trying to handle the modern world.We seniors got a JOB.
(Not only has Eugene OR designated itself as “ruled by Fascist thugs, left-Democrat fanatics” on City Data (CityData.com) which some of our residents complained,(which is true) I have never before been AFRAID to start or encourage any women’s organization,or help-bunch, online or just in Eugene,, but I am now. Now if I want to get info. on “Anti-Muslim Sharia Law in the USA,”,and start or find an org. on this, I am afraid to openly do it in Eugene.)
I feel like the “Silent Majority” voters who keep their mouths shut, but vote in their decisions on ballots,or in political movements.I should stop concentrating on cell phones, give them up, get a walkie-talkie or message pidgeons, or develop my ESP to the point I can”mentally project ” the message “Hey, get some pretzels and almonds when you go grocery shopping, will you?”.
A very trivial way to use a “super-power” I don’t really have.But these huge headaches are killing me off, all the time’ probably migraines from TECHNICAL STRESS.TECHNICAL STRESS, the new disease,I remembered reading an angry senior who was going ballistic on the Chrome-pages,because the Chrome browser junked, destroyed her whole big computer job,and it waS for her WORK.
The Chrome browser KILLS YER WHOLE WORK JOB!WHAT was the reply of Chrome & Google? Machines aren’t alive or responsible for what they do–nor are their makers.Google didn’t say much. What could they say?Laugh in a tinny tone.
But back to my subjects, no Wi-Fi, no local “Anti-Muslim Sharia-Law Org.”(I could try it online?)and yes, my headaches are BAD.Partly its senior-get-old-and-grieve-everyone-dead- headaches pain. LOSS .its LOSS.LOTS OF LOSS. I need to find a way to get rid of Old Age Grief, but howdoyah do that?i had suggested that I go to a counselor or group.Not bad idea if I can find em.Finding them is the problem. They’re all jammed.
I WAS one of the seniors who liked computer world; now I find its not helping my real issues; getting old alone,trouble connecting in a crazy digital world, and a common senior problem; age depression and feeling the LOSS of all my former life–who the Hell wants to get OLD?–NOBODY. Neither do I .Karl Lagerfeld may keep busy designing for Chanel, but what about we ordinary seniors? Especially if you’ve had a very crazy, ineffective life, (that might cover a lot of us)The ambitious striving is OVER. It didn’t always work out too.
Comcast Wi-Fi is frustrating enough.Many of we seniors not only tire of this digital-frenetic-society, we get forced to look back at our lives,and then,I get headaches.Headaches and I get TIRED .It’s been a long hard life.Comcast Wi-Fi hot spots-Are-Us.My head is TIRED.
(SANDRAMINADOTTY in headache-Mansion for July.).…
“OREGON DUCK SYMBOL OF OUTRAGED HATRED BY LIBERALS”:
..I had just read the cover of Oregon live,online,greatly preferring the Portland City newspaper to the Eugene-Register Guard,and sighing. Once again, transplanted California-liberal-haters had reeked havoc on the poor little city of Portland Oregon.
Liberal-extremist-haters, having years ago thrown a furrier out of Portland because “fur is bad to animals”,were now driving out the fed. offices of ICE OUT OF Portland, also, because “ICE is mean to illegal aliens”.It was hypocritical to try & violently throw Fed. ICE offices out of town, while still expecting fed. anti-discrimination laws to uphold the laws against the local bakery which refused services to a lesbian couple.–which financially destroyed the small bakery.
“UGH,”exclaimed Caroline, looking over my shoulder, as usual.”That bunch expects the fed. anti-discrimination laws to destroy that couple’s bakery, but the same radicals refuse to have to ICE federal offices in Portland, because they decided to IGNORE FED.IMMIGRATION LAWS. So I guess liberal radicals are allowed to CHOOSE WHICH FED. LAWS they want to obey.–while choosing to go against OTHER fed. laws.” HAH HAH..
“HOW HYPOCRITICAL is it, to pick & choose WHICH FED. LAWS to obey, and which fed. laws to ignore and NOT obey?Wow.if I could do that in my every day life,I could-take advantage of fed. laws I like, but turn around and refuse to pay my fed, taxes! I could disobey all fed. laws I don’t like,and only obey the ones I personally like!MAN, WHAT A DEAL!!”continued Caroline.
“Yes,I replied dryly,”all the advantages of fed. laws’s protections, but you could still decide to tear up the Constitution and throw out- the 2nd Amendment which allows citizens to keep and bear arms to protect their homes and country..How screwed, you get the advantages of protection from the fed, govt, but you dump all the responsibilities towards the fed. laws!–
“You’re right about the taxes! These liberal radicals could with all conscience refuse to support fed. taxes but beg the discrimination laws to give them protection against picky little bakeries who don’t want to make your wedding cake!!And you could physically force Portland ICE offices to get outta the city, but still demand that the fed.govt. protect you from terrorists, and your family & kids too!!AMAZING!”
I kept ragging on that point of advantage'”Why don’t we keep our social security checks, but go to the Whole Foods market, grab up a couple of grocery carts., load up on goodies, and then protest that Whole Foods’ organic edibles are TOO COSTLY for we seniors, and the market has to let us have all that expensive food for free!”I was really starring to get into the spirit of liberal contradictory belief systems, and deciding–if radical liberals could pick & choose which laws to obey,and which to NOT OBEY, WHY couldn’t the rest of us,and we seniors, do the same thing?
Liberal extremists in Portland had opened up a whole field of possibilities; just how far could we seniors push this hypocritical liberal agenda?Why not do it ourselves, too,since the city of Portland let radicals get away with doing what ever they liked, even going against the law, while still whining that that same bunch of laws, had to uphold their protections?The Best of Both Worlds! You get the ADVANTAGES of the law, and still clobber that same law over the head with a baseball bat!–and you could pick & choose WHICH LAWS you liked!
“That really is having your cake & eat it too,”mused Caroline.”You get the freedom and protection of the Constitution, but you can still turn around & decide to cut out the parts YOU don’t like;while your countrymen want to keep a legal firearm in the house ,to protect their family. you don’t CARE ABOUT their family, cause you don’t fear burglars personally and think everyone with a family in Oregon should keep several rabid ,fierce Dobermans in their place instead of a firearm.Or,you live in a safe neighborhood,or building with good security, and you don’t NEED to worry about home security.–
–and you are personally a big strong guy, not a little old lady who lives alone, and can’t do that.—But as long as YOU’RE SAFE, WHO CARES ABOUT ANYONE ELSES; SAFETY??If yer single, who gives a shit about other peoples’ kids?NAW! It’s those idiots’ fault, for having kids!Let em all move into a gated community, who cares if they don’t have the money?
It’s that great attitude that extreme liberals like:–Screw people with little bakeries,who cares about their business?If they won’t bake your cake,& refuse, let em go out of business! Screw the ICE FED. OFFICES in Portland,and any citizens who need to report there; it’s not YOUR PROBLEM.Neither do they have any responsibilities to the fed.,or their fellow citizens.
Yes,as long as liberal extremists groups get what THEY WANT,& get to protest what THEY WANT,,they can protest and shut down fed. offices, they don’t have to have ANY RESPONSIBLITY toward THOSE FED. LAWS,OR the people who are protected by those laws.–as long as liberal causes’laws are obeyed, and Liberal radicals ‘ laws are protected, WHO CARES ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?
CAUSE, that’s the whole point about being a radical liberal; they only do THEIR AGENDAS,and THEIR PROBLEMS,and if your concerns are not THEIRS,screw you. THEY don’t have to obey any fed laws,they don’t like, but you do.You’re always left holding the bag.-cause you are only the poor schnoock who has to pay for it all.–
(Sandraminadotty, ignoring your causes & only paying attention to mine.). ..
(OLD SUMMER=FALL PAINTING OF EUGENE OREGON BOUGHT FROM ARTIST HERE)
It is summer—I think.is it summer?what happened to summer in Eugene Oregon? I look out the window, for at least a week it is raining, cold, overcast skies,anD NO SUN, NO SUN, NO SUN!! NO LIGHT AT ALL! NO WONDER my back is killing me, cause it is cold,and the worst is, it is dark and no light outside.
OOPS, it is 2:27 AM. OK, it is dark summer and also early in the morning. Early in the morning in Oregon is the best time of day, the squirrels are all out early, and wave to you, thru the window(no they actually hate out guts, we kill them with cars_)so my cat likes to watch them thru the window, and drools a lot.
(Suspended until we watch Trump talk to the head of north Korea, and messy Canada;and they Trump, wants north Korea in the UN or the united country bunch.
“Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.”
Meanwhile, how is Lane county and Eugene going to HAve a real summer???HOW???MOVE THE WHOLE STATE TO CALIFORNIA?? OH YEAH. GIVE CALIFORNIA ALL OUR WATER? NOT a good idea. _Carolyn had come over, unable to sleep, and came over to sip coffee and try the weather channel trying to find if we could have ANY SUMMER IN OREGON??wE decided to ask some of the new comers who had come to Oregon for “mild weather.”
One of them we knew was online, at this time, trying to get meteorologists to cough up a prediction for July and the Fall.”We used to have Indian Summers here,”I typed,”and it meant hot, warm, beautiful Falls and Summer right into the beginning of cool weather.” My friend had heard of that;”but what happened?I also was told about Oregon, that it had had hot summers too.” “Yes,” I typed, “it used to. We relied on them, we had so much water and rain from the winter and the spring was also wet.April was wet,and even in May we had rain and hail. Ouch.But this year, we had lots of sun in May, and then—“
“We hit June,” I typed, “and all the summer LEFT OREGON. EUGENE became dark,wet,cold,and no sun no sunlight NO SUN AT ALL.”It looked like Alaska,and everyone started taking more Vitamin D with fish oil.I have to go look at Portland City,and other areas of Oregon, and report back.How is the coast?How are the other areas of Oregon?”I decided to sign off the chat room with Oregonians,and try to find this out.
But the days went by,and little by little, the spring and summer creeeped in.Just like the damn ivy I had to go out and kill,climbing up my trees killing them. We still kept having overcast days, and the meteorologist answered my email very nicely and gave me the information the athe had.\
Summer was coming but it was coMing in slow, and Carolyn said,:”It is supposed to start getting hot in July,and then the months after ward it gets hot.”But what was going to happen now,was we were always going to have OVERCAST SKIESL AND SMOG,AND FOG,AND DIRTY ALLERGIC AIR IN SUMERS IN LANE COUNTY IN THE WILLAMETTE VALLEY. NO SUN SHINE ALL THE TIME,EVEN IF IT WAS WARM.
YES, older peoplle know that this valley used to be great for gardening,and that is over, because of the weather change over the years.No longer tons of rain,and then very hot hot sunny summers.Now we have overcast skies a lot of the year,a lot less rain, and during the June and July we had no sunshine, so gardens were no longer easy and great to raise.
HOW are you supposed to grow food, when there is NOT SUN ALL SUMMER AND SPRING??tHE answer, is, go grow them somewhere else.Oregon was never easy to grow gardens in,and now it is even harder.It used to always have snow into May and hail,and ruin everything in the middle of growing season.I know that myself.You have to be an excellent overly skilled miracle worker now to grow stuff here WITHOUT ANY Sunsh8ine shining on your garden!!
Yes, if you come here to grow gardens you will have to get green houses and grow lights.I know that,and so do all the other gardeners who live here.I drive by sometimes and see greenhouses and imitations of green houses,in the backs of people’s homes cause they need to protect their gardens from this weather, and even give the garden light which is electric.
Welcome to the new Lane county and Willamette Valley gardening. get your own grow lights and put up a green house,and even try growing mushrooms instead cause they grow well in basements cause there is no sun and it’s damp. Weeds and grass,and lots of blackberry bushes grow well,without any berries,so the BAD PLANTS all grow very well now. NOTHING ELSE. tRY GROWING GRASS SEED.the farmers do that here,and they used to burn the fields all summer long, smoking and gassing all the air, and giving everyone sinus infections colds and flu,and bronchitis.
So that is it; you wanna garden, go to CAlifornia,and use up all their water there.At least they have the fucking sunshine to do it.
(Sandraminadotty, in Eugene Oregon with over cast skies and green houses up the ass. ha ha ha ) :)….